Some Bits About Totters Hotters versus Liverpool

Graeme Souness always vehemently denied the existence of the many love children he was accused of spawning around Liverpool

It's been a good week to be a Spurser.

The Goons got Tottenham'd, and Bremen, their confidence already in tatters from their own '2 from 8' (copyright Redknapp Cash Quick Enterprises Ltd) style start, were swatted convincingly aside, bearly a bead of sweat on the brows, or dirty scuffs on the shirts of our triumphant collective. Tiredness will be no factor.

Roy of the... 'pool has made himself at home. If home were a house half full of patient reds, willing to give him time, and the other half rabidly calling for his head on a platter. An away win at the fast improving Bolton the only 3 they've collected on their various coach trips this season, and not a lot of confidence that it's going to change come dinner time on Sunday. Even patriotic Irishman, BBC's own Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson has them down for a 2-0 surrender. For once, I hope he's on the money.

Wednesdays smokescreen of Gazza Bazza's wonky shoulder has well and truly been blown away, so Harrys attention has turned to Rafael. He's rated 50/50 by Mr Redders so i'm betting he'll be the first name on the team sheet. With Gerrard out with Englanditis and Fernando's Tours on a business 'down-sizing' mission, the threat should come from the unpredictable/unfit/off-colour Joseph Cole or Derek Kite. A bit of focus should be enough while we wait for ol' Jamie to put through his own net again.

Enjoy it, wherever you may be watching it. I'll be back on Monday to try and work out how we Spurs'd it up.

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