Celebrity Spotting and a Rio Round-Up

Pap

As per my reply in the last article, Mr Jenas was unfortunately unable to join us yesterday, robbing me of the chance of some shameless self-promotion. But I did get to childishly boo Paul Merson

HERE ,and shook the hand of the future King of this fair nation with added top-notch banter HERE

Them’s the breaks. What has Prince Charles got to do with Tottenham? Nothing, but couldn’t pass on the opportunity to show it off.

Elsewhere in Tottland, Michael Dawson continued his recovery from injury by scoring the winner in some training ground friendly or other. Apparently it came late on so I’m guessing he played a full 90 minutes? Timely news.

The Champions League groups are now complete, and I can unexclusively reveal that we will face either AC, Copenhagen, Lyon, Marseille, Roma or Valencia. Any in there that nobody fancies? Me neither. The better they are, the better we play, so nothing but CL lookforwardness on the horizon.

In true Vogue style, Pav is so hot right now. Apparently there’s a new contract waiting to be inked by our great divider. Is this because they want him here long-term and want to get him tied down like the rest of the squad, or do they just want to make sure that we get top dollar in the summer? At the lower end of the scale, Honest Bob Keane is as sartorially desirable as a gypsy skirt or those stupid wristbands everyone was wearing a few years back, when Honest Bob was actually scoring goals. New Villa fans favourite Gerard Oooleeay is hoping to bring him back from the fashion dead by pairing him with an all-new, cheeky little number. Emile Heskey will be pleased.

The dirty, dirty Chel/Chav/Cheat/ski on Sunday so I’m off to think up some really witty put downs. I might be a while…